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Welcome to the Bishops Lydeard Woodland Beavers site.
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Our Jokes page!
These are our best jokes - hope you like them.
We still need more jokes, let me have them, and I will include them!
What do you call a three legged donkey?
…. A Wonkey!
Knock, Knock,….Who’s there?Doctor…Doctor Who?…..You just said it!Why did the whale cross the road?
… to get to the other tide!
Knock, Knock,….
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
…..Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
…to see his flat mate!
Why did Kenny put his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music!
What is half sheep and half kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
What is black and white, and red all over?
A news paper!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no-body to go with!
Two crisps were walking down the road, a car stops to give them a lift, and they say.... No thanks, we're Walkers!
